did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I smell like Dick and happiness
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