I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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