why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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