Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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