I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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