Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just forgot I was standing up.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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