sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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