I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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