I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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