Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize