I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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