Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
my vag is so smooth its legendary
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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