I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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