Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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