she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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