all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I love you.
Bad choice
You don't make any sense
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