Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?

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(706): View more from Georgia

yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning

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(330): View more from Ohio

That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"

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(518): View more from New York

I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you

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(516): View more from New York

Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.

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(347): View more from New York

Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting

(1-347): View more from New York

Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?

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(419): View more from Ohio

If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.

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