I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed