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  dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.

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• (530): View more from California

  Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE

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• (386): View more from Florida

  well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party

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  whats a cultural enlightenment party

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  we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out

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  His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.

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