I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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