You're so nebulous sometimes
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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