Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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