I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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