see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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