sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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