woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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