her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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