i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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