last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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