Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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