He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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