I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just cut my nipple shaving
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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