: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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