i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.