idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
What a fucking waste of an outfit
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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