you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
no you cant smoke seaweed
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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