I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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