I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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