you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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