I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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