The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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