Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
