Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
How's work?
Spinning.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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