hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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