so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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