i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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