This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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