Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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