Sry I called you an 8
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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