she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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