I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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