Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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