Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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