It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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