so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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