No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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