yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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