i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Maybe he injected his testicle?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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